The Bloody Pit of Horror: Cannibal Hookers (1. I Will Dance on Your Grave: Cannibal Hookers.. I Will Dance on Your Grave, Volume 3. Directed by: Donald Farmer. There's always going to be an audience for titles such as these (like me!) but most of the time you end up getting burned, and this is no exception to the rule. After some deranged, bald man eats a human heart, another guy picks up a hooker in a bar. She takes him back to her apartment, removes her top, bites off his finger and then chops him up with an axe. Meanwhile, college girls Hilary (Amy Waddell) and Dee Dee (Annette Munro) decide to avoid . The two pledges, as well as Hilary's boyfriend Bruce (Tommy Carrano) and his friends Darrell (Donald Trimborn) and Dwight (Matt Borlenghi), end up running across a slew of cannibal hookers who work out of whorehouse instead. Oy ve. Where shall I even begin describing this exercise in cheap gore, cheap T& A contributed by ladies who certainly look their parts and camcorder production values? Let's just say I had more fun making the screen caps than I did actually watching the movie. Directed by: Donald Farmer. Rated the #929 best film of 1987.So maybe you'll have more fun looking at the screen caps than you will reading my description? Enjoy.. Cannibal Hookers love chewy man fingers and Cherry Kool- Aid. Do these come in a Size 8? You've ruined my career, Donald Farmer!! The 8. 0s called, they want their hair bac.. Ah, nevermind. 3, 2, 1, Action! Cannibal Hooker #3. Ah, fuck it, nevermind.. And rolling! You still here, you big masochist, you? Trust me when I say that if the amount of fun were only half as big as the hair, this might actually be worth sitting through. Sadly, it doesn't even have enough cheap oomph to fill up 6. Actually, they didn't even have enough material to fill up 6. Strangely, neither of the two protagonists even make it to the finale (nor is their any resolution to their story) and it's bookmarked with scenes of characters who don't interact with the main cast at any point during the rest of the film (likely because their scenes were tacked on later). Even more strangely, victims of the cannibal hookers return as vampires who attack and infect others. Hell if I could tell, but now that I think about it this movie is awfully similar to the terrible 1. Filipino horror- comedy VAMPIRE HOOKERS (1. The opening credits theme song was also used in Farmer's DEMON QUEEN (1. THE CURSE OF THE SCREAMING DEAD (1. TV set. The cast includes Drew Godderis (EVIL SPAWN), Sky Nicholas (FATAL PULSE), Katina Garner (HACK- O'LANTERN; also an associate producer) and Marya Gant (A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK). One scene was filmed at the Hollywood Book and Poster Company, where owner Eric Caidin makes a brief appearance. And who could forget Gary J. Levinson (another of the producers) in his star making role as the big, bald, bug- eyed, human- heart- eating retard henchman Lobo? It was also later included in a fake four- part video/DVD series (distributed by Tapeworm) entitled I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE. Cannibal Hookers (1987). Cannibal Hookers.aka: I Will Dance on Your Grave, Volume 3. Dance your grave horror region free ntsc dvd ndx689. Download I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE - Cannibal Hookers. Their initiation is to dress up as a couple of Hollywood hookers, pickup. Cannibal Hookers Categories: Reviews. Genre: Horror Year: 1987 Country: USA.
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